What is that behind the forsythia bushes?
There are no forsythias in the field, this is the yard.
I don't have a lawn ornament that big (although it would be pretty cool.)
You can't hide from me.
Well, looky there. It's Hank the Wonder Horse.
Back to where you belong. The problem with having a wonder horse is that he has powers beyond the ordinary horse. This one, in addition to being able to luge, yes luge not lunge see (http://4rranch.blogspot.com/2010/12/freak-accident.html) can leap a cattle guard in a singe bound. This allows him unprecedented access to the excellent grazing opportunity found in the yard. I guess we are back to putting up the horse cable over the cattle guard.