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Now for a completely different chair. 

 This was on Facebook Market Place.  They are asking $50.  You can come to your own conclusions.  

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We didn’t get Emily and Keiran this Christmas, but they did stop by for a few minutes on Tuesday.

I just wanted a nice family picture.  Virginia suggested we try Chat GPT.  So, Tuesday I took Keiran and Emily’s picture.

Then Christmas Day I took a photo of the rest of us.  Then I asked Chat GPT to merger the two.

From a distance it doesn’t look bad.  But zooming in, AI changes how we looked and our expressions. I asked again, specifying no facial changes.

How many mistakes can you count?  

Next, Virginia tried.  Now Emily and Keiran are squatting for some odd reason.

Her second try magically produced Keiran’s brother, Cord.  

Last try, Virginia went to the professional, her friend Jordan.  With her premium subscription to Canva, she was able to do what AI could not, give me a decent family picture.  

Thank you Jordan, you’re the best!

 

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                             Nigerian dwarf fainter buck - $125 

 Meet Evil, a Nigerian dwarf fainter buck. 

Hard to tell much from this picture.  But wait, there is another one. 

Yes, this tells me everything I need to know.  I will keep my $125.  Actually, the title of the Craig's list post was all I really needed to know.  

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Found on Facebook Marketplace 

This was the only picture.  No chairs and a fly swatter on the table. 
 

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This showed up on my iPhone messages. 

 I didn’t recognize the number and there was no contact name.  The picture was small but it looked pretty suspicious. I was afraid to click on it to make it larger because I thought it was some sort of weird porn spam.  I reported it as junk and deleted it.  Then when I checked my messages on my iPad, there was the picture but this time with a trusted contact name.  She knows I enjoy bad for sale pictures an thought this was “a good one.”   I had a good laugh. 

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Two Jersey steers for your consideration.  Would like to trade for a truck, "doesn't have to be new."  I would hope not.  But wouldn't it be nice if we could get a new truck for the price of 2 steers.  

I have to admit, he is cute. 

 Plus, "they are gentle on fences."

But watch out, you might be getting 7 years bad luck. 

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The picture is not terrible but the animal is a little sad.  Got to love that mohawk. But the description is hilarious.

I have a male goat for sale for $100. The billy has become to much to deal with. When I got him 2 years ago I was told he was a pygmy. He definitely is not. 
I can't even get into his pen to clean up. I hate not being able to give him the freedom he needs but he's too much of a risk. I can't take the chance of him getting loose and harming my kids. He usually responds to a water bottle but not all the time. I'm sure someone with more goat experience can contain him and train him. 

Any questions, please just send me an email and I'll respond ASAP.

Someone please help this poor person.

 

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This gem was sent in by Virginia.  She found it on Craigslist.  The pictures speak for themselves.

But in case you needed a little more information after seeing the pictures….

 We have a Dexter bull for sale.

He comes by his name - Déjeuner. Déjeuner is tame but still a bull. 
He will make a great breeder! He loves his hay 😁. 
Déjeuner is around sheep, goats, dogs, and his fellow cows.
I will deworm him before you get him.

Asking $1500 obo.

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Today we have an entry from Facebook for our bad picture competition.

On the roof,

On the hood.

 And to make sure you know he is intact.

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They say table and chairs for sale.

 But it looks more like a random pile of metal that they couldn’t be bothered with.

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This should just be a bad item for sale.

Did they even mean to use this picture?  Who would pay $75 for that?  Is it a joke? Torn, stained, in the yard, not even on the porch.  I would be embarrassed to show up at the dump with it. 
 

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We are still scouring the internet for a horse prospect.  Craigslist occasionally will give us a laugh.

This is a saddlebred/walking horse yearling asking $3500.

It is sort of difficult to tell the actual body proportions.  Is the head really big or the body really small.

This is by far one of my favorite photos.

Since we already had three nice head shots, no need to include it again with the body shot. 

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Goats for sale have been a gold mine for bad pictures.  

This is always my favorite view, big head, little legs.

I really wish people would learn how to rotate a picture.

Ok, this one isn’t bad, they even got low enough to see how small his is.

Any takers for a mini lamancha with blue eyes and moon spots?  He is pretty cute after all.  

 

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Male goat for sale on Craig’s List.

Joe asked if they took the pictures from the hayloft.

And just in case you needed an ever so slightly different angle to help you make the decision to spend $150.
 

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Jordan has come through again with another great mirror picture.

 Nothing sells furniture like a picture of a half naked man with a bit of a gut. I like how he is camouflaged by blending in with the sofa behind the mirror. 

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This is a father/son pair for sale.

I will freely admit that they are very cute.  

Who wouldn’t fall in love with this pair. 

My only criticism is that it is currently almost July.  

Maybe they could have added an updated photo where the ponies weren’t obscured by snow. 

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Today’s entry was found by J on equinenow.com.  I don’t think this one made the cut of ones he is asking for more information on. 

Unless the more information is - does that head and neck really belong on that body?

 

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Brought to you again by Jordan, (remember the squatting man in front of the mirror)

She sent me this one recently.  I asked which one was the subject, the smiley sun face, the horse or the port a potty. 

Jordan said it was the retractable leash.  I had not even noticed that.

 

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V sent me this from an ad on Craig's list, 2 cows, 1 bull, 3 rams.

Technique number 1, take picture while driving down the road. 

My favorite, the optical allusion, have the cow appear to be standing on the gate. 

The standing on the deck looking down 10 feet shot. 

What's for sale here, the tire?

I still can't figure out what is happening with the sheep on the far left.  What is that thing its head is in?

Anyway, if you are interested the rams are $150 each and the 2 cows and 1 bull are $1500 for all three.  I can send you the link if you like.